that's an acceptable place to lick
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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