I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
either way he was missing a nipple.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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