i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
