the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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