i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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