idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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