At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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