My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
Randomize
