I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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