We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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