Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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