Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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