But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm both gender and math confused
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