we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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