sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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