...so i touched it.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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