Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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