More tranny stories later!
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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