My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
The power of my boobs compel you
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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