I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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