youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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