Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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