Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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