How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I just had sex on a roof
I'm determined to sit on that face.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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