the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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