5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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