it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
What a dumb baby whore.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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