do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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