forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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