Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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