school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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