The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
