Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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