Cold hands, warm shart.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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