I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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