that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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