You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
