Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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