Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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