worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Mom said you looked used
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Everyone says I win the strip club
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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