he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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