you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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