Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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