I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize
