U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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