I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I have aggressive nipples.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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