Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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