i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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