Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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