Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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