i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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