Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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