I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Randomize
