I've blown a few things in my day
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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